Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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