What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
The power of my boobs compel you
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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