It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I understand Curling. That high.
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
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