will power is for people who don't want to get laid
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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