You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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