he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
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