Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
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