How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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