Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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