Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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