Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You've changed since you got that strap on
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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