He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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