yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
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i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
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