one two three fourrrrnication!
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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