if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
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