Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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