At least make sure they are 18
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Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
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Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
May the power of my ass compel you!!
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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