Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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