Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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