i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
