I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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