I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
im holly from the hills drunk
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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