i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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