You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
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This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
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