is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Top reasons to NOT leave jessica to her own devices : 1. Drinking becomes a competitive sport ( in which she is the only one competing) 2.big girl words= no worky 3. Whiskey refuses to be a good friend (as much as she insists ). 4. Waking up at six a.m. still in her swim suit is super awkward. 5. It isn't a fun game to figure out which person she gave her number to and 6. Yesterdays eyeliner doesn't look good today.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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