when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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