You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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