we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Randomize
