what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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