Just mADE A PArabola og urine
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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