Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
Randomize
