What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
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Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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