Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
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My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
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Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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