he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
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Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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