he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
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I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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