Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
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you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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