She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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