yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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