my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
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So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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