Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
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Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Even my vagina gasped.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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