I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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