shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
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