Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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