just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
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i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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