why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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