my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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