How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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