check it out our google latitudes are spooning
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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