why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
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