at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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