Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
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You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
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I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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