ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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