So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
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ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
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Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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