I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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