YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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